the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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frickingloki:

marmalade-chainsaw:

more like listening to the couch omg

that isnt even a couch
those are stairs

  • Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  • Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

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most-awkward-moments:

Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.

most-awkward-moments:

Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

  • me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
  • real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
  • parents: but sweetheart you're white
  • tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

I’d rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.

sodamnrelatable:

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Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.

lolsofunny:

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