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Teacher:
C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
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Student:
I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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1950's lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
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1960's lyrics:
When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
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1970's lyrics:
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
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2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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me:
I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
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real life friends:
...the fuck you smoking
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parents:
but sweetheart you're white
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tumblr friends:
BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
I’d rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.
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